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  You won't believe this ... Jehovah's rich blessing has befallen me !!!

  by dubstepped in

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  my dad died a couple years back (not how you thought this would start, i know).

  he was an elder, and a very emotionally abusive father, well before the point where he ever shunned me.

  he died pretty much penniless, and never would buy life insurance or anything.

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  @Normalfulla Lmfao. Was so encouraging to see you and the fam out in service last week:

  
  
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  JWs at the Movies

  by Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho in

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  so i was watching some of the dramas screened at the be courageous convention, and one caught my eye.. it's the scene where a group of jw teens are watching something deemed as "sinful" at the movie theaters.

  there were only sound effects, so i decided to fill in the blanks.. https://vimeo.com/275184883.

  bottom line: machine guns = bad.

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  @stuckinarut2: "How do we spell hypocrisy?"

  Starts with Watch, ends with Tower.

  
  
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  JWs at the Movies

  by Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so i was watching some of the dramas screened at the be courageous convention, and one caught my eye.. it's the scene where a group of jw teens are watching something deemed as "sinful" at the movie theaters.

  there were only sound effects, so i decided to fill in the blanks.. https://vimeo.com/275184883.

  bottom line: machine guns = bad.

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  @Room 215 Trust me, "Aprostate Cancer" is less funny than my real full name (thanks mum and dad).

  @Normalfulla Mark it under pornography. That way all the elders and CO's will download it.
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  JWs at the Movies

  by Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so i was watching some of the dramas screened at the be courageous convention, and one caught my eye.. it's the scene where a group of jw teens are watching something deemed as "sinful" at the movie theaters.

  there were only sound effects, so i decided to fill in the blanks.. https://vimeo.com/275184883.

  bottom line: machine guns = bad.

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  @cleanideas Dead set, that's what happened when I saw the videos at the Remain Loyal convention. I got up and walked out. Forever. Then posted a negative review on Rotten Tomatoes.
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  JWs at the Movies

  by Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so i was watching some of the dramas screened at the be courageous convention, and one caught my eye.. it's the scene where a group of jw teens are watching something deemed as "sinful" at the movie theaters.

  there were only sound effects, so i decided to fill in the blanks.. https://vimeo.com/275184883.

  bottom line: machine guns = bad.

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  So I was watching some of the dramas screened at the Be Courageous convention, and one caught my eye.

  It's the scene where a group of JW teens are watching something deemed as "sinful" at the movie theaters. There were only sound effects, so I decided to fill in the blanks.

  https://vimeo.com/275184883
  

  Bottom line: machine guns = bad. Maniacal screaming and piercing shrieks = no-no.

  So, be courageous and walk out of that stupid convention. It's simply not appropriate for Christians.
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  by Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho in

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  this afternoon, i had a vision.

  one of the past, present and future.. .

  over the past two decades, i recall one distinct, universal phrase being uttered by older jehovah's witnesses on many different occasions:.

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  @humbled Wow. You remembered. I just reread that link and my eyes misted over. The correlation between unsolicited elder interventions and Jehovah's Witness suicides is something that should absolutely be measured. The psychology behind them being guided by Holy Spirit and thereby executing "divinely backed" judgement against the believing party is disastrous.

  In my late teens, unbeknownst to me at the time, the body of elders had a vendetta against my parents. I bore the brunt of it as a suddenly defrocked Regular Pioneer. I remember the venom, the raised voices, the unfounded accusations as though it all happened yesterday. And that was a decade ago. The ramifications saw me admitted into the ER for trying to end it all. My clinical depression was born and I lived on thinking to myself each medicated day, "if the elders think such vile and cruel things of me, then obviously that's how Jehovah sees me." From that standpoint, what was the point of going on?

  RIP Laura Ann Gracey - Jan 11, 2010, aged 37.
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  by Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho in

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  this afternoon, i had a vision.

  one of the past, present and future.. .

  over the past two decades, i recall one distinct, universal phrase being uttered by older jehovah's witnesses on many different occasions:.

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  @MightyV8 It's just eerie that we ALL know Jehovah's Witnesses who say these words! It's hardly a commercial for their religion?!

  @blownaway It's unfortunate, isn't it? In my mind, I see these failed prophecies to Witnesses as this vague (almost mythical) non-issue. By lining up the pictures so closely together (the first woman is Maria Russell and the last child is the Awake! April '15 coverboy), it suddenly becomes very real. Very tangible. Very inescapable.
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  Which Religion is best for you.

  by Not_Culty in

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  This is discrimination against pastafarians. #triggered

  
  
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  by Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho in

  1. watchtower
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  this afternoon, i had a vision.

  one of the past, present and future.. .

  over the past two decades, i recall one distinct, universal phrase being uttered by older jehovah's witnesses on many different occasions:.

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  Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

  This afternoon, I had a vision. One of the past, present and future.

  

  Over the past two decades, I recall one distinct, universal phrase being uttered by older Jehovah's Witnesses on MANY different occasions:

  "I never thought I'd grow old in this system of things."

  Now, they may say it to be bittersweet, but to hear it THAT many times by folks approaching the grave is not just uncanny.

  It's f*cking dark.

  Watchtower's century-long scam has gone on for far too long. Save the future generations.
  

  Please feel free to use/repost or even covertly show a loved one in an attempt of planting a seed.

  Peace out,
  

  WHAM!
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  "Daddy, is the the scale model of the new UK Bethel?"

  by Fay Dehr in

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  ...are we having financial issues watchtower?.

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